Contribution to Life

You have a free ticket to ask me any(prenominal) thing {i cant lie}. But nevertheless 1 question ;) & if ur not a chicken ull send this 2 all ur contacts & see what they ask?...A valet de chambre went to a salon for a hair cut, on getting there the man ask the barber MAN: how practically to cut hair?, BARBER : 500naira, MAN: haba, that expensive, ok how a great deal to shave? BARBER: 50naira. MAN: ABEG COME SHAVE MY caput( Alfred toh funny)YIN YANG STYLE DID YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN in the end WEEKEND??? DONT WORRY WE SAVED THE BEST FOR at long last!!!!!!! Come companionship with 10 of Ghana and Nigeria sophisticated girls @ WHIZZYs dawdle this FRIDAY. This is the official launch of RAVE GIRLS gh. Guest appearances from JULIET IBRAHIm,EAZZY of Lynx ENT.. And ? bewilderment guest.. RED CARPET STARTS at 10pm sharp and its hosted by DENRELE.. This party is gonna be showed on soundcity TV and G-Base TV.. TAX--- 20gh for regular, 40gh VIP and 50gh vip exclusive..Before uniting: son: I have been waiting for this day. little girl: Do u want me to leave?? son: NO!!!! missy: Do u love me?;;) Boy: Of Course Girl: Will u ever cheat on me??

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